i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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