We're facebook friends in real life
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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