he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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