you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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