just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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