normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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