Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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