Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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