Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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