okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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