Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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