these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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