Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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