i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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