capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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