I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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