Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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