Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
