508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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