Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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