idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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