Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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