yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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