Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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