Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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