sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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