i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Everything about him screamed your future.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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