Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
They are going to name an STD after you.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
