He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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