If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
