I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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