If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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