oh god the rape fog is back!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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