If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I can't put those talents on a resume
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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