Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
