Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
honey bunches of taint.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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