We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Congratulations! We have a period
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