we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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