I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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