forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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