paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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