talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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