I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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