I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
