I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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