do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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