I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
people are starting to question the shark bite story
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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