she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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