I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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