You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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