haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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